Roger Zelazny’s Agnostic’s Prayer:
Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.
Glenn, sorry to do this here, but I’m still waiting for my lot auction package to arrive. I’ve emailed you a few times to no avail, so I thought I’d give this one last shot. It’s been about a month since I paid you, I think I deserve some answers…
Thanks…
Jon, I’m going to be checking on your mail with the Post Office on Tuesday (trying to check with them on Tax Day is going to be fruitless.)
ok, and FYI, using the post office tracking link shows that the shipping label was printed on March 21st, and nothing else after that…