Here’s a New Year’s resolution suggestion

mallard.jpg Instead of your usual idiotic blathering putting words into e-e-e-vil liberals mouths, why don’t you resolve to stop driving drunk, particularly after a New Year’s Eve celebration. Or would that impair your stand of fierce individuality, or hamper your ability to make Kennedy jokes? No, much better to get impaired yourself.

(Sorry. Turned off The 40-Year Old Virgin last night after the first half hour, because there just isn’t that much funny about drunk drivers. Tinsley’s hypocrisy pushed me over the edge.)

For the rest of you out there, have a safe and happy new year.

Et tu, Bruno

Seems that old-time NY Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno is up to his bellybutton in hot water, and that a lot of it has to do with horse racing and trying to take over the contract from NYRA when it expires at the end of 2007.

I’m behind on this scandal, but I want to get a few links down for future reading before I forget. It’s all going behind the fold, feel free to read on if you’re curious.

A quick glance, however, suggests the following: There are three consortiums that are looking to take over the franchise: NYRA, which already has the franchise, but filed for bankruptcy protection earlier this year; Excelsior, which has been selected by a state government committee in a non-binding decision but may have members that are prohibited from taking it; and Empire, which now has some serious questions about whether Bruno greased the wheels to help a founding investor.

Bruno, BTW, would have a major role in awarding the franchise, along with Assembly speaker Sheldon Silver and Governor-elect Eliot Spitzer. One Excelsior partner, casino developer Richard Fields, has close political ties to Spitzer. And as long as we’re disclosing ties, my father co-owns some racehorses with Barry Schwartz, who ran NYRA for several years.

Place your bets, folks. And expect some bumping at the gate. Continue reading Et tu, Bruno

Pros and Johns

Frank Rich’s latest column,

Mary Cheney’s Bundle of Joy, makes an excellent point, although he’s a bit too genteel to come out and say it:

Such religious leaders [ones who are supporting environmental protection and AIDS research] may not have given up their opposition to abortion or gay marriage, but they have more pressing priorities. They seem to have figured out, as Mr. Kuo has said, that “politicians use Christian voters for their money and for their votes” and give them little in return except a reputation for bigotry and heartless opposition to the lifesaving potential of stem-cell research.

In starker terms: if politicians are prostituting themselves to religious types for money and votes, then the religious folks who are giving them the money are the johns.

I’m the best at what I do, but what I do…

…oh, if you ever read an issue of X-Men in the 80’s, you know how that ends.

Now it seems that the rest of us might be pretty good too:

globeandmail.com: Move over, Rover, humans are trackers, too:

Nosy scientists find people are able to trail scents just like dogs do

MARTIN MITTELSTAEDT

Dogs won’t have to roll over any time soon, but they have unexpected competition in a field they’ve long dominated.

Just like canines, many humans are able to sniff the ground, pick up a faint scent and successfully track it.

The surprising discovery, made by researchers in the United States who are trying to figure out the mystery of why mammals have two nostrils, suggests that people have a much more highly developed sense of smell than is commonly thought.

The researchers found that about two out of three people given the kind of task that would be the joy of any hound managed to find and follow a scent trail spread on a grass field — a very pleasing scent to humans: a faint whiff of chocolate spread along 10 metres.

A paper published in the January issue of Nature Neuroscience also found that humans get better with sniffing out a scent trail over time, which suggests that with lots of practice people may be capable of the kind of tracking previously thought to be the exclusive ability of other animals.

The researchers were the first to admit that having a group of 32 people, comprised mostly of university students, crawl across a field with their noses to the ground carried a whiff of the absurd.

“It seems a little wacky at first glance,” said Rehan Khan, a senior scientist at the University of California Berkeley neuroscience department who worked on the project. “It’s a very strange task for a human, but it’s the most natural task in the world for most mammals.”

He said the tracking test was part of an effort to figure out why mammals have two nostrils, something that isn’t as readily apparent as the obvious utility of having two eyes, which give depth perception, and two ears, which allow for a more accurate sense of where a sound is coming from.

“All mammals have two nostrils, so we were interested in why is this? Nobody really had an answer to this question,” Mr. Khan said.

People rely most heavily on their sense of sight, leading them to under-appreciate their olfactory abilities. “Because we do have this domination in our perception of vision, we don’t think of ourselves as particularly good at smelling things compared to a dog, but that doesn’t mean that we’re terrible,” Mr. Khan said.

By taping one nostril shut, the researchers were able to show that people were far worse at tracking, with the success rate dropping in half compared with both nostrils. That meant only one person in three was able to pick up the chocolate trail. There wasn’t a significant difference in olfactory prowess by sex, with women and men performing about the same.

“Having two [nostrils] permits you to be a more efficient tracker of scents in your environment. In fact, if a dog only had one, we would predict a dog would be measurably worse,” Mr. Khan said.

What seems to be happening is that each nostril draws air from distinct, non-overlapping areas, allowing people to sniff out scent from a wider area.

To find out whether humans got better with practice, the researchers had subjects train at sniffing out the trail three times a day, for three days. The speed of tracking more than doubled with even this short amount of practice.

During the experiment, the test subjects were blindfolded, given full body suits, and wore gloves and earplugs to make sure they were relying only on their sense of smell to find the trail.

When people first try to sniff out a trail blindfolded, it was disorienting. Some were confused, and had no idea of where they were, but “other people got down and they were able to get into it pretty quickly,” according to Mr. Khan.

The tests were funded in part by the U.S. military. It is interested in finding out more about the sense of smell to develop devices that can track scents.

Sen. Johnson’s ability to serve

With all the discussion on Johnson’s health and its implications for control of the Senate, I haven’t seen this getting a lot of play:

Bloomberg.com: Worldwide:

While vacancies aren’t uncommon in the Senate, they can only occur “by death or resignation,” said Richard Baker, the Senate historian.

“There either has to be a death certificate or there has to be a letter of resignation,” he said. “Nobody has the power to determine a vacancy for a person who is still living.”

Some lawmakers in the past have kept their seats in spite of long illnesses.

In 1969, two years into his fourth term, South Dakota Senator Karl Mundt, a Republican, suffered a stroke and was unable to continue voting. He offered to resign on the condition that South Dakota’s governor appoint Mundt’s wife to fill the vacancy.

The governor refused, and Mundt kept the seat for the balance of the term, even while missing three years of votes. He remained on three committees until 1972, when the Senate Republican Conference stripped him of the assignments.

In the 1940s, Senator Carter Glass of Virginia, a Democrat, missed two years of votes due to illness. At age 87 and in failing health, he refused to retire even as newspapers from across his state pressured him to step aside.

In any event, best wishes for Senator Johnson and his family.