The Joke I didn't get to tell Harlan last weekend

Guy goes to a doctor's office. Doctor says, "I have bad news for you. You have advanced pancreatic cancer and early stage Alzheimer's."

Guy says, "Damn. Well, at least I don't have cancer."

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eclark1849 (2:05 PM on Thu Apr 17, 2008)
Lucky Harlan. You couldn't have missed another week?

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