This isn’t the Junior Chamber of Commerce, George.

Many people in this great land of ours are expressing concern
that certain people currently occupying the Executive branch of these
United States are making great pushes for putsches– that they will be
running images of all sorts of atrocities commited by Saddam, even
possibly starting Gulf War II, without any proof that we’re punishing
the people behind 9/11, all conveniently timed for the end of October
just in time for elections.
“There are no ulterior motives,” say the Republicans. “It’s traditional
to have Iraqi horror picture shows around Halloween.”

Thank you, I’ll be here all month. Try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitress.