I got a note about a really mean-spirited review of Creative Couplings the other day. (No, I’m not going to link to it. I’m not going to waste my newly acquired blog juice on this guy.) He calls the rabbi I consulted with on the story names I won’t repeat, says that TV shows require consultants but novels don’t, and that I could have done just as well reading Judiasm for Dummies rather than consult with a rabbi, and in general uses his little soapbox to slam the Forward, “which doesn’t seem capable of not promoting anything that secularizes or demeans judaism and jews”.
And then he follows up with a post saying “authentic talmidei chachamim are carefull (sic) in their words and don’t resort to slander and character assasination as a substitute for argument”.
For some reason he reminded me of Emo Philips trying to talk a potential suicide out of jumping off a bridge:
“I said, ‘Are you a Christian or a Jew?’ He said, ‘A Christian.’
I said, ‘Me too. Protestant or Catholic?’ He said, ‘Protestant.’
I said, ‘Me too. What franchise?’ He says, ‘Baptist.’
I said, ‘Me too. Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?’ He says, ‘Northern Baptist.’
I said, ‘Me too. Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?’ He says, ‘Northern Conservative Baptist.’
I said, ‘Me too. Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reformed Baptist?’ He says, ‘Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.’
I said, ‘Me too. Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Eastern Region?’ He says, ‘Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region.’
I said, ‘Me too. Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region, Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region, Council of 1912?’ He says, Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region, Council of 1912.’
I said, ‘Die, heretic!’ and I pushed him over.”