Another media company caves?

Many people have already been reporting that NBC and the CW are refusing to run ads for the new Dixie Chicks documentary, Shut Up And Sing. But now, looking at the Apple trailers website, it seems that Apple has yanked the trailer as well— clicking on the URL at the trailers page sends you to a “page not found” link.

Mr. Jobs? Care to explain? And since you’re the largest shareholder of Disney, which owns ABC and ESPN, does that mean that they won’t run the ads either?

Crooks and Liars actually has the videos here.

UPDATE: The Apple page is back up now. Good, I was worried.

Beltran at the Bat

Arrrrgh…:

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the New York Mets that day:
The score stood one to one, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Rolen got to first, Molina’s turn at bat
Made it clear to one and all the game shouldn’t end like that.

A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, “If only Beltran could but get a whack at that—
We’d put up even money now, with Beltran at the bat.

But Floyd preceded Beltran, as did also Valentin,
And the former one was injured, while the latter wasn’t “in”;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Beltran getting to the bat.

But Valentin and Chavez to the wonderment of all,
Hit two singles in a row, they really slammed that ball;
And though hopes were pinned on Reyes, after Floyd’s depressing stance,
With Lo Duca loading bases, it seemed the Mets might get to dance.

Then from a million throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Beltran, mighty Beltran, was advancing to the bat.

There was ease in Beltran’s manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Beltran’s bearing and a smile lit Beltran’s face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt ’twas Beltran at the bat.

Two million eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
A million tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt;
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance flashed in Beltran’s eye, a sneer curled Beltran’s lip.

And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Beltran stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the changeup pitch it sped—
“That ain’t my style,” said Beltran. “Strike one!” the umpire said.

From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
“Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted someone on the stand;
And it’s likely they’d have killed him had not Beltran raised his hand.

With a smile of Christian charity great Beltran’s visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew;
This time it was a curveball, and the umpire said, “Strike two!”

“Fraud!” cried the maddened Mets fans, and echo answered “Fraud!”
But one scornful look from Beltran and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Beltran wouldn’t let that ball go by again.

The sneer is gone from Beltran’s lip, his teeth are clenched in hate,
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate;
And Adam Wainwright holds the ball, and now he lets it fling
And now the crowd is screaming because Beltran doesn’t swing.

Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Metsville—mighty Beltran has struck out.

(Thanks heaps, Michael.)

Life imitates art…?

So I’m sitting in my basement working when my tenant Shira comes downstairs and pops her head in. She tells me that she’s making her New York City stage debut in a little two-person one-act, and would I like to come and see it? Sure, I say. I’m always happy to be a patron of the arts, particularly if it means that my tenant will have more reliable income.

The premiere was last Saturday, and I dutifully bought my ticket and sat down to enjoy myself.

And lo and behold, the character opposite Shira is named Glenn. And this Glenn spends a lot of time in his basement. And he’s a bit creepy. And he’s got some anger issues. And… oh, man, this is getting just surreal. Every time I hear her call him by name, I have to remind myself I’m in a theater and not answer.

Revealing more about the character reveals more about the play and/or me than is probably fair, so I’ll just tell you to see it for yourself.

Greater Buffalo is atthe Theater for the New City, 155 1st Avenue (between 9th & 10th), NYC, Thursday-Saturday at 8:00 p.m., and Sunday at 3:00 p.m. for the next two weeks. Sex, drugs, and ping pong. Let me know if you see it, so I can tell you which parts aren’t me.

Some Gentle Advice for Authors

Unsolicited: Some Gentle Advice for Authors – Gawker:

Don’t:

* suck up to your editor while simultaneously being a dick to her assistant, who’s doing all the real work anyway. They’ll compare notes, and you won’t like the results.
* second-guess or nag, even if you totally know what you’re talking about. Run your issues by your agent. If it’s necessary to bring them up, she will. If it’s not, she’ll protect you from yourself.
* make excuses about missing a deadline.
* make excuses about missing a deadline via a 1000 word blog post about the horrors of writer’s block.
* offer rebuttals to every one of your editor’s suggestions. Either make them, or don’t. Your editor doesn’t really care which, as long as she doesn’t have to hear about it.
* expect your editor or publicist to have an hour to spend on the phone with you every day. Want her to work harder on behalf of your book? Leave her alone, so she can get back to doing so.
* send ten emails with ten different questions in them. Wait until you have ten questions, and then send the email. Or better yet, delete it.
* imagine that your book is the only thing on your editor’s plate.
* call constantly fretting about sales in the weeks just after your book has been published.
* call constantly fretting about your Amazon ranking, which you should KNOW is almost completely meaningless.
* call constantly.
* call.

(Via P&T (or is it T&P? Better make it that, or everyone will think I’m talking about Penn & Teller.).)

Voter Registration Deadlines

Remember, your vote this year could very well determine whether or not Dennis Hastert, a man who concealed information about Mark Foley hitting on underage boys, stays as Speaker of the House.

From MyDD:

Voter Registration Deadlines

by Matt Stoller, Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 05:23:22 PM EST

I had this data on voter registration deadlines lying around, so I figured I’d put it out there. Please note that some of these dates are postmark dates and some of them are dates by which the forms must be in the Secretary of State’s office.

Also, here are two easy voter registration tools. If you use the first link, you will be counted as someone who registered to vote because of the net neutrality issue, and the Save the Internet coalition will be able to brag about how many voters we have on our side to politicians when trying to convince them to support net neutrality. If you use the second link, it’ll just be a regular voter registration.

http://www.savetheinternet.com/=netvoter 3

http://www.govote.org/?t1=120

Alabama         October 27
Alaska          October 8
Arizona         October 9
California      October 23
Colorado        October 10
Connnecticut    October 24
Florida         October 10
Georgia         October 10
Illinois        October 10
Indiana         October 10
Iowa            October 28
Kansas          October 23
Kentucky        October 10
Louisiana       October 9
Maine           October 17
Maryland        October 17
Massachusetts   October 18
Michigan        October 10
Minnesota       pre-reg. October 17
Missouri        October 11
Montana         October 10
Nebraska        October 20
Nevada          October 7
New Jersey      October 17
New Mexico      October 10
New York        October 13
North Carolina  October 13
Ohio            October 10
Oregon          October 17
Pennsylvania    October 10
Rhode Island    October 17
South Carolina  October 7
South Dakota    October 23
Tennessee       October 8
Texas           October 10
Utah            October 10
Vermont         October 28
Virginia        October 10
Washington      October 8
West Virginia   October 17
Wisconsin       October 19

If you’re already registered, ask your friends to register to vote; you’d be surprised how many people aren’t registered.

(Via .)