…is that somebody does the work for you.
I was going to write a long piece saying that for a man who follows the
Bible, GWB seems to be mighty ignorant of the lessons of Genesis
regarding Joseph and Pharaoh’s dreams.
Luckily, Sam Coppersmith
has already done it for me:
\\Behold, there shall come seven years of great plenty throughout the
land. Then shall come seven years of famine, and all the plenty shall
be forgotten, and grievous famine shall consume the land.
Let Pharaoh plan for the future of his country, by decreeing the
setting aside of reserves during the seven years of plenty, gathering
food and corn in the cities and granaries against the seven years of
famine. And those stores shall protect the land during the famine, and
the people shall not perish.
And Pharaoh said to Joseph: You may be wise in interpreting dreams, but
you know nothing of politics.
You must not know, having been locked in a dungeon these past two
years, that I am a supply-side Pharaoh.
During years of plenty, we do not gather reserves nor do we plan for
the future. The grain that will grow in abundance is not the
governments grain, and such abundance instead demands that the
government set aside less grain, not more.
Right-wing Pharaohs, during years of plenty, want to cut taxes. The
surplus generated by years of plenty may pay for an occasional new
program. But conservative Pharaohs have no desire to prepare for the
futureexcept by repealing the estate tax.
When the lean years come, famine may consume the land and afflict the
people, but that hardship becomes yet another reason to cut taxes and
to continue ignoring the future.
This philosophy may strike you, Joseph, as shortsighted and foolish.
Years of famine always may come, and a wise ruler should prepare during
the years of plenty.
But Pharaohs family and friends will have enough money to buy grain,
no matter how severe the famine.
Pharaohs need not worry about famine. That is the beauty of being
richand of term limits. I will rule over plenty; the next Pharaoh can
deal with the famine.
And Pharaoh thanked Joseph for his time, gave him a snappy nickname,
and ordered him returned to the dungeon.\\
(Hmm… seven years… that was the Clinton Administration, right? And
that means that… oh boy…)