Secret Messages

In mail, someone wondered where the secret messages were.

But I don’t have any “secret messages”.
Unless you count coded messages to liberals–
Really, what would those say?
In case of Bush
Election in 2004,
Depart country immediately?

Perhaps I should start that up,
A sort of “Early Warning System”…
Unless, of course, it’s already too late.
Let’s just stick with silly secret messages, and see who notices.

Fnord.