Philcon 2004 Schedule – By Guest
I’m listed as a guest, but not on any panels. I have no idea why, I filled out their spiffy online form and everything…
All right, you’ll see me roaming the halls and I’ll just push my way onto any panel that seems appropriate. I’ll be rude, obnoxious, and hog all the microphone time. There’s been a real lack of obnoxious SF pros from my generation, with the notable exception of J.O., and it’s time that changed.
Oh, wait– Dave’s obnoxious too at times. Aaron, but that’s just the syphillis rotting his mind. J.H. is just… well, let’s not even go there. Buy me a drink at the con and I’ll tell you stories.
Too bad you didn’t get to Noreascon in time to catch the Worst Panel Ever panel. Everyone on it was battling to be as obnoxious as possible; I got onto it by telling Priscilla that clearly it needed someone on it who wasn’t scheduled to be on it but just walked up and announced they were on it, which I did. I even spent ten minutes or so of it with my feet propped up on the table very obviously reading a book.