gnomi suggests I should look under the bed.
(Via MABFAN’s Musings.)
It’s true– people really do sleep with the Hugo Awards they’ve won.
The big, rocket-shaped, Hugo Awards.
The great big hard-as-steel phallic substi–
I’ll stop now, lest I conjure up an image I will never ever ever get out of my brain.
That’s what I thought of the first time I saw a Hugo.