8 thoughts on “You can close the net down now…”

  1. You’ve just put a mental image into my mind that will take a great deal of alcohol and cough syrup to erase. Thanks, pal.

  2. You just broke my brain.

    I need the super glue now… And someone to pry my skull open so I can piece it back together.

  3. And now that you’ve gotten the ball rolling, other even more horrific possibilities claw at my mind…Bob Novak and Al Hunt…Ann Coulture and Helen Thomas…Bill and Hillary Clinton…

    Make it stop…

  4. *Head A-splode*

    Oh, GOD!! At the end, it says…”End of Book One”

    What be-hotpants-ed horrors await in book 2?? John Murtha/John Mclaughlin? Bill Frist/ Dick Cheney??? McKinley/Eisenhower???????? RUSH LIMBAUGH AND…..well, just Rush Limbaugh is a horrible enough thought.

    (Sorry for stealing your idea Bill, it was just to good not to run with it.) 🙂

  5. Oh that’s ok, just keep piling on the horror. I’m past drinking and looking into inhaling industrail solvents.

  7. “Let’s not forget the story possibilities when you add J. Edgar Hoover to the mix.”

    Bill? You got any of thoae industrial solvents left? cause I really want to alter any reality that includes the mental image I just had….

    Although, atmittedly the thought of him and Joe McCarthy getting it on is…….breathtakingly horrible.

    *In best Brando voice*

    “The horror… the horror…”

  8. And then….I read THIS at the end of the first paragraph…

    “In short, it’s shorts weather. Short shorts weather.”

    And in my head…I hear it….oh so far away but getting nearer….

    “Who likes short-shorts? “we like Short-shorts!”

    “Who likes short-shorts? “we like Short-shorts!”

    “Who likes short-shorts? “we like Short-shorts!”

    again…and again….and AGAIN!!!!!

    make it stop…please…make it stop….

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