Continuing my ongoing listing of really bad gifts for this season, we have these:
Femtone Vaginal Weights – Training Weights For Kegel Exercises
While they do have a valid usage, I just can’t see anybody putting it under the tree for a loved one, can you?
And it’s not like you can send it back. The site says, “Please note that due to the nature of this product it is not returnable.” Lordy, I’d hope not.
Rather reminds me of one of the early episodes (the premiere, perhaps?) of Futurama. Fry was being shown around parts of New New York, and they passed through a gym. One woman was working on a machine called the “Kegelcizer”. For obvious reasons, she was only shown from the waist up – but she was lifting a quite impressive stack of weights, repeatedly! 😀
I’d love that as a gift, but not put under the tree for public opening (um, as it were). Robin bought me a blood pressure monitor (among other things) for Christmas, and I wouldn’t have wanted that under a publicly-viewed tree either. Fortunately, we don’t do the under-the-tree bit, we just buy stuff for each other.
Elayne… um, yeah.
Really, as a gift, it’s a bit weird. “Sweetie, I got these for you because I think you’re a bit flabby in the…” can really only be followed by flying cookware.