…but Superman Returns will do nicely, thank you.
I’ll refrain from comments for you few people who are reading this website instead of going to see the movie. To them I say: I’m sorry that your boss is keeping you late instead of enjoying the long weekend, but hey, at least you get Internet access– although clearly not unfettered net access, because if you were you’d be visiting porn sites instead of reading this stuff.
(Great, now everybody looking for Superman porn is going to see this entry pop up. Wonder if my hits will go up noticeably.)