Instead of your usual idiotic blathering putting words into e-e-e-vil liberals mouths, why don’t you resolve to stop driving drunk, particularly after a New Year’s Eve celebration. Or would that impair your stand of fierce individuality, or hamper your ability to make Kennedy jokes? No, much better to get impaired yourself.
(Sorry. Turned off The 40-Year Old Virgin last night after the first half hour, because there just isn’t that much funny about drunk drivers. Tinsley’s hypocrisy pushed me over the edge.)
For the rest of you out there, have a safe and happy new year.