Just call me Fester Bestertester, I’m not participating. I know that it’s all a scam by the Acme Gorilla Suit Company and the Ajax Gorilla Suit Company to sell more of their products, and I’m too busy prepping for Groundhog Day.
Ain’t going to do it. Wouldn’t be prudent. Steadfast, that’s me.
What am I talking about? Why, National Gorilla Suit Day, of course!
But don’t fall for it! No matter how many of those big pleading eyes look at you, no matter how many bananas they offer, do not celebrate National Gorilla Suit Day! Don’t acknowledge it, don’t get drunk and party, and certainly don’t put up banners celebrating it like these…
…no matter how desperate you are to get traffic from Mark Evanier.