Apparently, I don’t exist

No, I’m not talking about the blog outage from my upstream provider a few hours ago. I’m talking about this:

HowManyOfMe.com
Logo There are:
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Go ahead, use it and see for yourself. Apparently, I don’t exist, but am simply a metaphor in the mind of God. Who might not exist either, which means I’m really screwed.

It also seems my parents don’t exist either. Somebody’s being very thorough with that time machine, making sure I’m not around. I wonder why?