Thoughts Arguments and Rants: Philosophy in Questionable Taste
The Teleologist: We aren�t meant for each other. (P.K.)
The Deontologist: We aren�t right for each other. (P.K.)
The Consequentialist: We aren�t optimal for each other. (P.K.)
The Solipsist: It�s not you, it�s me. (P.K.)
The Empiricist: I think we should see other people. (P.K.)
The Rationalist: I�m not a priority to you any more. (P.K.)
The Rationalist, v 2.0: I�ve been doing some thinking… (Paul Audi)
The Rationalist, v. 3.0: If you can�t see your faults, there�s nothing more I can say. (P.K.)
The Content Externalist: Ever since we moved, you�ve changed. (Paul Audi)
…and so on.