Jesus’ General: “God hates AT&T, MCI, Verizon and homosexuals
Thanks to the hard work of the Christian men at the FCC, God’s word is finally being heard on the radio. Earlier today, I was scanning the dial when I came upon something being broadcast on the French station that made me holler hallelujah.
A man named Eugene Mirman was talking on the telephone to a sales rep for a Christian communications company. She told him that the best way to destroy homosexuals is to sign-up for her long distance plan. That way, she assured him, he wouldn’t be contributing to AT&T, a hard-core porn peddler; MCI, a purveyor of child pornography; or Verizon, the choice of homosexuals everywhere.
You can hear a recording of the call here (mp3).
Remember, remember, the fifth of November.
“Why fans make better Star Wars movies than George Lucas.”
Brewster Kahle, a man who made the vision of BiblioBytes look small. And Wikipedia, the folks who brought the vision of Douglas Adams to life.
Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio, the guys who wrote some of the smarter pop-culture movies of the last decade, have been writing a bunch of columns on their adventures in Hollywood and the art of writing. Read them and you’ll learn even more from their failures than from their successes.
And finally, the best post I’ve seen on retail politics in months. And this is why I’ve said that if they wanted it, either Jon Stewart or Oprah Winfrey could be the next President of the United States.